Concerned by the unrest in the name of religion, Indian leaders of Muslims and Hindus, the Imam and the Shankaracharya, announce that they will be attending the International Peace Conference in Krakow. The Islamist Al-Kaam Tamam and right-wing political party Maa Ka Dal separately recruit and brainwash Hafeez and Praveen to bomb the conference. After a rigorous, and hilarious, 'training' period the two men switch their religious identities. Hafeez, the jihadi, masquerades as a conservative Hindu, Ishwarchand; while Praveen, the Hindu soldier, dons the garb of a practicing Muslim, Allahrakha. They reach Krakow and end up staying together in the same apartment. A series of comic events ends in a dramatic finale that brings the world to Krakow and sends across a universal message that all religions are doorways to the same destination.